stressed
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bullied:

maybe ur dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality

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"   I can’t want you anymore. It’s killing me.   "
Anonymous (via s-29)

amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

unshaped:

you know you got replaced when all your friends are offline at once

"   I barely find anybody attractive. I barely feel an affection for anybody.. But when I do.. I fall in so deep, so hard it’s ridiculous.   "
Bayron Ortiz (via love-crashing)

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

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cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt